Toilet Seat Debates Gifts

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

Moon's Portaloo.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Where history's best ideas happen.

"Take me to your toilet."

Prehistoric Graffito

Scot's beer.

The Puppet Poop

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

School of Comparative Anatomy

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

'The newspaper reckons there's a shortage of toilet paper.' - 'What would we do without newspapers?'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Portal Loo

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

'Sanitized for your protection.'

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

If Women Ran Hell...

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

'The fruitiness is almost overwhelming but at the same time not particularly prevailing!'

"I think the flush is broken."

How to tell that the plumber you hired learned his trade in 'the land down under'.

"That one we fished out of the toilet."