Toilet Seat Debater Gifts

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Plant Parenthood...

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Science Snobs

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Memory Content is King

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Man milks a book.

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Impeachment: the Moral High Ground Isn't as High as It Used to Be

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

'Save the Smallpox Virus'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.'

Clones are people two!

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

Ethics shmethics! If the cheetahs are using performance-enhancing drugs, we'd better start, too.

'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!'

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Let the minutes show that Fenwick brought up the subject of corporate ethics.'