Toilet Seat Debater Gifts

If you know someone who loves to debate even the most mundane topics like toilet seats, our collection of humorous and creative gifts is just the thing. From witty mugs to statement t-shirts, find items that celebrate their unique personality and sense of humor. These gifts are ideal for those who enjoy playful banter and standing out with a bit of cheeky charm.

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'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!' mockup

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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'How do we SLEEP at night?'

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'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.' mockup

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

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'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.' mockup

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

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Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO mockup

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

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"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted." mockup

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

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'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.' mockup

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

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"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects." mockup

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

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"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school." mockup

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

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Science Snobs

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'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.' mockup

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

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Man milks a book.

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"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!" mockup

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

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'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....' mockup

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

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"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!" mockup

"My company sells military goods and information to unsavory characters around the world, and donates 100% of our profits to local charities!"

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Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.' mockup

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

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Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey. mockup

Always a popular motive: Hunter and Prey.

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'Save the Smallpox Virus'

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'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...' mockup

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

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'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.' mockup

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

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'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!'

'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!' mockup

'With this new scientific development you can replace your whole herd with one giant cow!'

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The ethics professor weeding his garden.

The ethics professor weeding his garden. mockup

The ethics professor weeding his garden.

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"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company." mockup

"Oh our assistant, he was donated by a pharmaceutical company."

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"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.'

"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.' mockup

"Hey... we can't use this...he's coughing up false intelligence.'

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"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria." mockup

"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."

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Clones are people two!

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'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.' mockup

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

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'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.' mockup

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

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'Let the minutes show that Fenwick brought up the subject of corporate ethics.'

'Let the minutes show that Fenwick brought up the subject of corporate ethics.' mockup

'Let the minutes show that Fenwick brought up the subject of corporate ethics.'

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Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.

Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him. mockup

Make him take 16 of these a day until we feel a bit better about what we're doing to him.

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Toilet Seat Debater Gifts Collection

Toilet Seat Debater Mugs

Looking for more hilarious gifts? Check out our collection of mugs celebrating quirky personalities like the toilet seat debater—they're sure to bring a smile to their face.

Toilet Seat Debater Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add humor and personality to any space—ideal for those who enjoy quirky, fun home decor.

Toilet Seat Debater Prints

Browse our vibrant prints that capture humor and personality—great for decorating with a touch of playful wit.

Toilet Seat Debater T-Shirts

Discover our range of witty t-shirts that celebrate unique interests and playful personalities—perfect for anyone who loves to make a statement.