Toilet Seat Satirist Gifts

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"This stool shall pass."

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

'Crisis'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

Lavatory Waterfall

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

New York Scatological Society

Shlurp shlup shlurp. (Published originally on January 10. 2005.)

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

Have food. Need toilet paper

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"Your antique gold watch didn't float."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'