Toilet Seat Satirist Prints

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Crisis'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

New York Scatological Society

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

WC problem.

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

Toilet humour

Have food. Need toilet paper

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

The Rural Bidet...

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'