Toilet Seat Critic Prints

'Initial excavations suggest an ancient civilisation that was male-dominated.'

Where history's best ideas happen.

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'No madam, the seat does not keep falling down, to the annoyance of male users, would you like one that does?'

"It's god's little get-back.... She had special haloes made for those who never put down the toilet seat."

'Bloody reincarnation therapy!'

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

Ban Low Flow Toilets.

Dog Urinals.

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

If Women Ran Hell...

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

Line for the women's restroom vs. line for the men's restroom

Eureka!

Woman looking at a vending machine for feminine hygiene products in a public restroom that reads "Unsanitary napkins".

Man with typewriter on toilet.

"She's in the bathroom, enjoying our new Japanese toilet."

Women's research center for male behavior.

Hand Drier

Drying your hands on trousers.

"My ride was kind of bumpy So, I'm only going to give Mom two stars."

Who's been using our toilet roll?

"Stop that noise! I'm on the phone!"

"Would you like me to drive from the front seat or the back seat?"

"Harris might be in there awhile. . . I saw him take a four-pack of toilet paper in there with him!"

"Baseball player, firefighter, that's for sissies. My dad's a toilet seat dispute mediator!"

Man claims his innocence of messy toilets to diners