Bathroom Satirist Gifts

Job #1 is Doing #2 Outdoors

School of Comparative Anatomy

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"I need to tinkle."

Shampoo.

"This stool shall pass."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

His & hers towels.

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Plumbing Cartoon 7437: Invention of an Automatic Toilet Flusher A) A plumbing Engineer left a stall, toilet paper stuck to his shoe, B) turning the roll, C) releasing a catapult, D) shooting a ball to a loop-de-loop. E) When the ball hit the plumbing engi

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

'I'm not working on a case, I'm looking for something interesting to read in the john.'

Batman tissue dispenser.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"I hate my job!"

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

The Rural Bidet...

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

When did this date go down the toilet? I assumed when you went to the men's room that you dropped it there.