Bathroom Bill Debaters Pillows

"It looks like this one's for me..."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

Wash hand before making sound of one hand clapping.

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Nature is not perfect

'Ecce homo!'

Round the Clock

If toilets could talk

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Prehistoric Graffito

"Morning Gorgeous!"

I realized I do my best thinking in the shower.

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Mr Meier calendar

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

You do realize he writes half his material on the toilet!

Ask Sadie. My wife wants me to use a separate bathroom. Is she starting a trend? Thanks, Vijay. *Actual reader letter. This is absurd. Absolutely foolish. Nonsense. Men and women should share bathrooms? Men should use the woods like the animals they look up to! Happy Monday, evolutionarily inferior creature. And to you.

Bathroom Fashion

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.