Bathroom Bill Debaters Pillows

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

Vanity artist

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

Transgender Bathroom Debate

Everyone has a good novel inside them.

I guess Grandpa was once a wise king, too. He always says he does his best thinking on the throne.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'If they don't want me drinking out of the toilet, what's this roll of napkins for?'

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Nature is not perfect

'Ecce homo!'

Prehistoric Graffito

Round the Clock

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

If toilets could talk

"Morning Gorgeous!"

Restroom in the stadium has goal toilet fresheners.

Mr Meier calendar

"I just need a few minutes with the auto-sensor to regain my illusion of control."

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Luxury Lavatories - The Home of Qualitative Easing

'This bathroom ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Acceptance Shampoo: Your Hair Is Just Like That.