Bathroom Policy Buff Pillows

Transgender Bathroom Debate

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

EU: Behind the scenes.

Love conquers all, except plaque.

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"Hydro density appartus invention? Go away - I'm not disturbing his bath for that!"

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Jerry Brown.

The spend is high

Danger ahead for the US economy.

'Apparently our postcode qualifies us for Government sponsored loft insulation.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

'I saw my shadow this morning, so I guess we're in for six more weeks of government gridlock.'

The Eurozone Explained

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Vanity artist

'He's put in a tender to run down public services.'

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

Political Integrity Explained

Ryan Crossing

'I know a lot of you have been sharing your opinions regarding health care and I just wanted to remind you, stay out of the road!'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

'It's been a rough day, my shirt button fell off, the handle of my brief case came off... I'm too scared to go to the bathroom!'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'I object!'