Supporter Of Bathroom Equality Pillows

Transgender Clinic Toilets

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Glass Ceiling

All Hail the Matriarchy

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"Anybody got any thoughts on how we should acknowledge International Women's Day?"

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Men Win Again

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

End of Affirmative Action

'Yes, it has the organs of both sexes. . . a penis and a brain.'

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'You want a nurse present? -- Are you discriminating against me because of my gender?'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

Tucker Ratings Gold

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Poor vs Rich

"You'll go far...you think like a man..."

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

"We don't put up with sexist behaviour here, I just want you to see yourself as one of the chaps."

Women Have To Choose