Tiny Statesperson Gifts

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Baby Piano

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

Jr. cloning kit

Double Bass

"After I graduate middle school, high school and college, I'll go to law school to get you out of this. But I want my retainer now."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

'I'm not playing with Kevin anymore. He's suing me.'

'I looked, and the Ten Commandments don't say ANYTHING about running with scissors!'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'We never should have brought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious and arbitrary.'

Bass Clef

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

'Most of all, I want a long-term highway bill.'

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

"Ambitions . . . never, ever to eat broccoli again."

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

'I have kindergarten burnout!'

"Sippy cup holders!"

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

A Young Girl And Her Pet Cat.

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

"You always said I could be what ever I want to be. I want to be someone who doesn't eat vegetables."