Tiny Diplomat Gifts

Celebrating the little diplomat who always mediates with a smile? Explore our collection of witty and whimsical items that honor their diplomatic charm and creative spirit. Whether they’re negotiating peace at home or just spreading good vibes, these products add a playful touch to their day.

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'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,' mockup

'I've got to go, Mom - my playgroup called an emergency meeting,'

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'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!' mockup

'If I eat three more pieces of meat and three more spoonfuls of peas, I want three puddings after!'

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"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!" mockup

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

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Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting mockup

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

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"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch." mockup

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

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Israel/Palestine Conflict

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"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?" mockup

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

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'We can't go on meeting like this'. mockup

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

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"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..." mockup

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

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"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you." mockup

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

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'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.' mockup

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

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"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis." mockup

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

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'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...' mockup

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

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'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.' mockup

'...It's O.K. hon', it's just the third world.'

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Militant Pacifists

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"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer." mockup

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

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'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!' mockup

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

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"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' " mockup

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

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"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into." mockup

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

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Landing That Tough Account

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"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

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