Tinnitus Conqueror Gifts

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Second lifeReal life.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'zzz sleep.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

Welcome to summer school.

Computer Gamers.

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

Euro smashes other currencies.

UK Economy

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

Cactus Alarm.

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"The classics can be so intimidating."

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.