Tinnitus Conqueror Pillows

"His snoring is just loud enough to mask my tinnitus."

Rage.

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'zzz sleep.'

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'The nurses tell me that you're having trouble sleeping, so I thought I'd try a sermon just to help.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

Computer Gamers.

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Welcome to summer school.

'I not only cured the disease, but also each and every complicating side effect...

"Those sinus pills you prescribed didn't work, doc...I put three up my nose every day for a week and I'm still congested!"

District Budget Meeting: Asprin

Euro smashes other currencies.

Sleeping artist has been painting picture of sheep.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

UK Economy

Cactus Alarm.

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

Law Judge playing video game called 'Call of Jury Duty II'.

"The classics can be so intimidating."

Boy, this cold medicine works great.