Tinfoil Hatter Gifts

A New Home for the Tinfoil Hat

'That was fun!'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

We have control of you brain.

Two piece outfits only.

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Well, I told you to add yeast to your shampoo.

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

Jester.

Fears

"I think my hat hair is pretty bad, but I won't know how bad until spring."

"I'm dating a milliner..."

Holy Mackerel

Madame Mantalini introduces Kate to Miss Knag

So you woke up in a cage, missing a body part, surrounded by an "invisible fence," with a tracking chip planted under your skin

An Anatomically Incorrect Doll.

Hat in Hand

"I know how you feel, but you can't just say you're for animal rights except for cats."

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

'My hat offers a large selection of flies.'

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

George Bush - Goose.

Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.