Tinfoil Hatter Pillows

'That was fun!'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

We have control of you brain.

Two piece outfits only.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

"Well at least they can't see your lips move."

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

Jester.

Fears

"I'm dating a milliner..."

Holy Mackerel

Madame Mantalini introduces Kate to Miss Knag

An Anatomically Incorrect Doll.

Hat in Hand

"I know how you feel, but you can't just say you're for animal rights except for cats."

Man buying a mourning-band from a hatter

'My hat offers a large selection of flies.'

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

George Bush - Goose.

Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.

Conspiratorial party