Tin Foil Hat Aficionado Pillows

So you woke up in a cage, missing a body part, surrounded by an "invisible fence," with a tracking chip planted under your skin

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

The Bearskin Hat Family

Carioca

Why would a dog wear a hat?

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Australian Mobile Bar

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Hat Wars.

They will too notice.