Tin Foil Hat Enthusiast Pillows

We have control of you brain.

Conspiratorial party

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

"Well, no point in continuing surveillance. The subject just put on a tin foil hat!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Carioca

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Brazilian Blow dry

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."