Tin Foil Hat Enthusiast Pillows

We have control of you brain.

Conspiratorial party

"No, that's for you. The government is not tracking your tin foil hat order."

"Well, no point in continuing surveillance. The subject just put on a tin foil hat!"

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

The Bearskin Hat Family

Carioca

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

Western Outfitters.

The Brazilian Blow dry

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."

Australian Mobile Bar

Hat Wars.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'Beret Night at the Museum'