Magic Mad-hatter Pillows

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

We'll have Manhattans...

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Arabian Nights.

God creates humans.

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

"We can't be the only three."

"No more holidays with YOU! - I told you not to upset the witchdoctor!"

A trap for Santa

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Frankie the discount genie

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

Triplets

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

Fortune Teller using a satellite to help pick up clairvoyant signals.

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"The whole world is crazy except for me and thee...and sometimes I wonder about thee!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'I can't do next Friday'

'No pennies.'

"Well, it seems that St. Patrick didn't drive all the snakes out of Ireland."

"I'm dating a milliner..."

'-and leave the money in used notes in the left luggage department...'

',,,'Sidekick' not a psychic'