Feline Funsters Gifts

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Cheeze Wiz.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Climbing with the baby

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

'No honey, you can't sell him on ebay.'

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

Leopards do change their spots

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

"You spoil that boy."