Feline Funsters Gifts

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Climbing with the baby

'The puppy just downloaded on your computer keyboard.'

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'Before we begin, he's the one that's been helping me with my homework.'

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

"Please let go of Daddy's chest hair."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'He takes after your mother' (colour)

"How do you like my 'Pop art'?"

"GPS? In case we get lost? Why would we need that? We're microchipped."

'Congratulations Mrs Marrow, it's a courgette.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"You spoil that boy."

'I'm still working on my novel. In the meantime, and this is between you and me, I make ends meet by writing all those cat memes you see on Facebook.'

'Did you know that turkeys and dinosaurs are closely related? Meet my cousin, Lenny!'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Leopards do change their spots

'If Aunt Arctica is on the bottom of the world, does that mean Uncle Artica is on top of the world?'