Furry Fun Haver Gifts

'That was fun!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Cat park"

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'Ben has his own cute little ways to show his dislike for dry food.'

'Bad dog- I said WALKIES!'

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Two robots are playing table football.

Jerry had a difficult time coming up with cartoon ideas over the noise his dogs made. '...so then the cat says, 'No, thanks. I'll clean it myself.' 'Ha,ha! Yeah, that's a good one,Phil!'

"OK, so just to recap: Small bowl is you, big bowl is me."

'Don't get mine wet.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

Spot's favorite game is "hard to pet".

'We're conducting a shopper-flow study for the new giant Oakdale mall.'

'I told him to get down.'

"I'm sorry, you kept reading the paper and I couldn't wait any longer."

"Good dog. Good dog."

'It's a great job, but I'm warning you, the younger kids can be a bit rough...'

Shark Attack

Man's Dog Begging For Him.

"Do you have larger takeout boxes? We promised the cat something to play in."

"She laid her outfit for tonight's party on the bed this morning, right where I usually nap! Now, she's mad because I've shed hair all over it. . ."

Veterinarian putting whiskers on cat, titled 'The Cat Whiskerer'.

We want to put all our money into bricks.

'Does Rover want a doggie treat?'

'Even though I've come this far, I'm still not sure which is the numerator and which is the denominator.'

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"