Tech Tinfoil Hatter Gifts

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

HUAWEI 5G

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'His debugging skills are exceptional.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."