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'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Changing Room Decisions

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

Cafe Philosophique

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."