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'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Changing Room Decisions

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

No, "enlightenment" is on the next peak. I teach "ignorance is bliss."

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Cafe Philosophique

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Good golly! I'm some kind of bird!

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"He was a prolific writer who made a lot of mistakes and eventually lost his mind. It all sounds so pointless."

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'