Time Muser Pillows

'Whoa...D?j? vu.'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Changing Room Decisions

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

God's map of the universe

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 8.

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

'When I asked how much memory you had left I was asking about your computer, not you.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

"You're everyman? But I thought I was everyman."

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"But am I happy? Very."

An enlightenment seeker heads back from Truth lookign shocked.

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

'Are you a hypochondriac who has everything but your regular placebo isn't doing the job? Talk to your doctor about the new extra-strength placebo.'

'My good memory is a curse: There are things I would like to forget...'

Cafe Philosophique

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'Any side effects of these sleeping pills?'

'Are you SURE we're not allowed to telecommute?'

"Wow, it's only eleven – that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet."