Ticker Tape Enthusiast Gifts

'Stocks rose today on the appealing notion that everything is beautiful in its own way.'

The day the stock market went UP.

Fly Football

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"When we changed the company name, the stocks went through the roof!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Philosopher trading cards.

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Cheer up, you'll get your day.

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Staff are always complaining about supposed bureaucracy, but if no one completed form M74/cd3 then how would we know how many M74/cd3’s had been filled out!"

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'