Thug Gifts

"Frankie 'The Sole' is good. He's also got a foot fetish."

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Spot the difference.

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"I hate it when we fight."

Motorherd

'They're dog roses!'

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

'What do you want to be if there's any world left when we grow up?'

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Minority Report Is Real

'Heel.'

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Lumberjack:'TIMBERRRR!' Tree:'MURDERERRRR!'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

"When I said, 'Give him a chance-best two out of three,' I was talking to the dog."

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

"When I die, I want to come back at anything except a book of short stories."

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

'I'm coping.'

Tug the Toggle

Man with many tattoos.

"Am I really going to have to tell your great grandchildren that you knew everything but did nothing?"

Fencing Venn Graph

Car traffic.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'I remember when this was all trees.'

Bipolar Bear.

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

'What I like best about my mom is the way she always supersizes her hugs.'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'-but I'm only doing my job like you,officer!'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."