Thief Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for a professional in theft-related fields or just a fan of clever crime humor? Our collection features witty designs and light-hearted takes that will make them smile. Perfect for those with a cheeky sense of humor or a love of crime stories.

All Products Prints T-Shirts Mugs Pillows

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking. mockup

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

from $19.00

Spot the difference.

from $19.00

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave." mockup

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

from $19.00

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.' mockup

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'

from $19.00

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.' mockup

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

from $19.00

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?' mockup

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

from $19.00

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.' mockup

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

from $19.00

That's supposed to say garage sale! mockup

That's supposed to say garage sale!

from $19.00

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself." mockup

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

from $19.00

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away mockup

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

from $19.00

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart. mockup

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

from $19.00

Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

from $19.00

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..." mockup

"Times are perfect for us masochists!..."

from $19.00

WANTED The Strad Cad

from $19.00

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com' mockup

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

from $19.00

Man debating the price in a resteurant mockup

Man debating the price in a resteurant

from $19.00

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error. mockup

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

from $19.00

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.' mockup

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

from $19.00

Crime section.

from $19.00

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?" mockup

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

from $19.00

Fencing Venn Graph

from $19.00

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

from $19.00

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.' mockup

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

from $19.00

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free. mockup

Thrift: Live in the sea, make friends with a whale, and shower for free.

from $19.00

Style

from $19.00

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing." mockup

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

from $19.00

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.' mockup

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

from $19.00

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.' mockup

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

from $19.00

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!' mockup

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

from $19.00

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

from $19.00

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money."

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money." mockup

"O.K., the question is, how can we improve our relationship without spending more money."

from $19.00

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?' mockup

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

from $19.00

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!" mockup

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

from $19.00

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line! mockup

Look, honey! I've been shopping off-line!

from $19.00

Self serve haircut

from $19.00

Thief Gifts Collection

Thief Mugs

Explore more theft-themed mugs with witty designs that bring a playful touch to their morning routine.

Thief Pillows

Find the perfect theft-inspired pillow to add some cheeky charm to their living space.

Thief Prints

Browse our theft-themed prints to bring humor and personality to any room or office.

Thief T-Shirts

Discover our collection of humor-filled theft t-shirts—perfect for adding a witty statement to their wardrobe.