"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."
Theft Gifts
If you're searching for a gift that playfully nods to the intrigue of theft and crime, our diverse range of products offers a witty and humorous take on this interest. Perfect for crime buffs, mystery lovers, or those with a mischievous side, our items combine fun with a clever twist. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, you’ll find something that captures the playful side of thievery and intrigue. Celebrate their fascination with a gift that’s sure to spark conversation and giggles.
"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).
Book Thief in True Crime Department
Spot the difference.
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
Second hand furniture.
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
Queen of Upcycling!
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"I love these old decorations!"
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"There's more inside."
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange
"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."
Crap others threw out
A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.
'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."
House sale.
WANTED The Strad Cad
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'
'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'
'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'
"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"
'I'm here due to an identity theft.'
"There's another one! Pull over!"
Extreme Yard Sale
'For Sale Used Only Once.'
Theft Gifts Collection
Theft Mugs
Looking for more theft-themed products? Browse our collection of mugs that humorously celebrate the theme of crime and mischief.
Theft Pillows
Enhance any room with theft-inspired pillows that add humor and personality to their decor.
Theft Prints
Discover our crime-inspired prints, perfect for framing and showcasing the playful side of theft and mystery.
Theft T-Shirts
Complete your gift with a theft-themed T-shirt from our collection, perfect for fans of crime stories and playful mischief.