Theft Prevention Gifts

Looking for a gift that underscores the importance of theft prevention? Our collection features funny, witty, and thoughtful items that highlight safety tips and awareness. Whether for security enthusiasts or neighborhood watch members, these products make a memorable statement about keeping things safe. Perfect for anyone who cares about security, these designs offer a lighthearted way to promote crime prevention and vigilance.

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'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.' mockup

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?" mockup

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

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'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.' mockup

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

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'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.' mockup

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?' mockup

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!" mockup

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

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Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure. mockup

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

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'Your father installed a security system.'

'Your father installed a security system.' mockup

'Your father installed a security system.'

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Retrospection.

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You know retail is in a bad way when... mockup

You know retail is in a bad way when...

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"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D." mockup

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

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You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention. mockup

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?" mockup

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

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"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...' mockup

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

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Neighborhood Watch.

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'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?' mockup

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

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Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

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"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing." mockup

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

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'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.' mockup

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

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Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack. mockup

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

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'We've been robbed!'

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'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?' mockup

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

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A-1 security from crime....

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'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.' mockup

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

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'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

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