Theft Prevention Pillows

'He won't be easy to catch. He's well rested - slept through the sermon.'

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

Pick one: ounce of prevention or pound of cure.

'Your father installed a security system.'

Retrospection.

You know retail is in a bad way when...

"We're from Neighborhood Watch. We'd like to see some I.D."

You think you're good, eh? Okay, you've got the lost and found windo at the Kleptomaniac's Convention.

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

"...This one comes with the latest security devices...'

Neighborhood Watch.

'So Mr. Smith. . . how exactly are you 'uniquely talented' in the field of shoplifting prevention?'

Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Woman feeding pigeons crumbs, man feeding children crack.

'We've been robbed!'

'To save the inconvenience of future muggings would you like to consider the convenient option of setting up a direct debit?'

A-1 security from crime....

'I'm inclined to agree with you, Sir. Worst case of shoplifting I've seen.'

'My home's got 'fortress' features galore - the best burglar alarm - armed security guards - intercom system - closed-circuit television - etc. ... I'm a virtual prisoner in my own home!'

'Can I call you back? I'm expecting someone.'

"Can I call you back?"

You're letting this security thing go to your head.

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

"Would you like me to radio for a social worker,before or after your mugging?"

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'