Theft Pillows

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Spot the difference.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"I love these old decorations!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Crap others threw out

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

House sale.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Extreme Yard Sale

'For Sale Used Only Once.'