Theft Pillows

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Spot the difference.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I love these old decorations!"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

House sale.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Extreme Yard Sale

"I plan to retire when bank robbery becomes legal!"

"There's another one! Pull over!"

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.