Thievery Pillows

Alien abducts burglar

Spot the difference.

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I love these old decorations!"

"There's more inside."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

WANTED The Strad Cad

House sale.

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

Extreme Yard Sale

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'For Sale Used Only Once.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"