Thirsty Thief Pillows

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Spot the difference.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

Mirage guidance.

Crime section.

Fencing Venn Graph

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Drinkers.

Alien abducts burglar

'and what do you do?'

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

Bicycle race.

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

"Do we want the label, too?"

'Tap or bottled?'

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.