Thirsty Thief Gifts

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Spot the difference.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Mirage guidance.

Crime section.

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

Fencing Venn Graph

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Starbucks! Starbucks!...'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

Drinkers.

"His drink, the nut bowl and his bank account are all empty."

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

Alien abducts burglar

'and what do you do?'

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

Man crawling through the desert sees mirage of desert island.

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

'This place looks good - all the sumo wrestlers eat here.'

'Water! Water! Scotch! Water!'

Bicycle race.

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"

"Do we want the label, too?"

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.