Thief Trope Fan Gifts

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

Spot the difference.

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Early Ram Raids

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"Head for the hills! It's the Apocalips!"

Crime section.

Fencing Venn Graph

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"Surround and attack. But do not be seduced by Kong's creamy, peanut butter filled center."

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

"Sorry we missed the heist - we got sidetracked when Roscoe selled some truffles."

'I don't know, Hideko! To me, this guy is looking for trouble!'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

Another Bloody Cookery Show

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

"Come in, I've been expecting you..."

Grave robber meet-cute

"Do we want the label, too?"

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

First me then you...ok!

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'

"I'm not staring into space, I'm breaking the fourth wall."