Theft Satire Gifts

Looking for a gift that nods to theft satire? Our collection offers witty and amusing items that bring humor to this intriguing interest. Ideal for fans of clever commentary or those who enjoy a dash of satire in their decor and accessories.

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Early Ram Raids

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'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?' mockup

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Book Thief in True Crime Department mockup

Book Thief in True Crime Department

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"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween." mockup

"Identity theft hotline? Yes, it's Dracula again. Millions of people are still stealing my identity on Halloween."

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WANTED The Strad Cad

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'I'm here due to an identity theft.' mockup

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

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"I want to report a race crime.'

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?" mockup

"You mean to say, Mr. 'Smiles,' that someone else left the scene wearing size 22 shoes?"

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Crime section.

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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Mafia machine gun case.

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An identity thief takes the stand. mockup

An identity thief takes the stand.

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"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing." mockup

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

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Money Launderette

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'And what do you do?'

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Crooks

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Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas mockup

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

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Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

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'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline mockup

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

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"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?" mockup

"Did any of these guys sell you the acid?"

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'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...' mockup

'The house has been repossessed by the Devil ...'

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'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.' mockup

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

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How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen! mockup

How ghastly! He's holding his knife like a pen!

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Bernie Madoff finally behind bars: Hey boys! Anyone interested in sound financial advice?

Bernie Madoff finally behind bars: Hey boys! Anyone interested in sound financial advice? mockup

Bernie Madoff finally behind bars: Hey boys! Anyone interested in sound financial advice?

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Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . . mockup

Dear Sir, You have been charged £35 for under-use of your bank account. . .

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Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour mockup

Murder Village - Bursts of street fighting every half hour

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"Of course we have evidence. The whole thing was captured on video."

"Of course we have evidence. The whole thing was captured on video." mockup

"Of course we have evidence. The whole thing was captured on video."

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'May I see some photo ID?'

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'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it -- it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it -- it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.' mockup

'Now, this gentleman wants to take all your money and you want to keep it -- it seems to me that we have the basis for an equitable COMPROMISE.'

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Theft Satire Gifts Collection

Theft Satire Mugs

Explore our collection of witty theft satire mugs—perfect for brightening your mornings with a touch of humor. Click now to find your new favorite cup.

Theft Satire Pillows

Decorate with humor using our theft satire pillows. Comfortable, stylish, and comically clever—perfect for adding a playful vibe to your home.

Theft Satire Prints

Discover witty theft satire prints that make your walls pop with humor and style. Shop now to personalize your space with clever artwork.

Theft Satire T-Shirts

Browse our theft satire t-shirts, designed to deliver laughs and make a bold personal statement. Find yours today for a fun, expressive wardrobe addition.