Alien abducts burglar
Thievery Mugs
Start their day with a smile—a mug that playfully nods to the art of thievery and sneaky antics. Perfect for keeping mischievous humor front and center during coffee breaks.
Spot the difference.
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
Second hand furniture.
So I'm "cheap." It's a perfectly good word. And it aptly describes my interest in conserving resources. I suppose we could call you "thrifty." Heavens no! And waste two whole letters? I see we've only wasted one whole tea bag.
Queen of Upcycling!
The dumpster code - find something, leave something.
Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'
That's supposed to say garage sale!
"I love these old decorations!"
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
"There's more inside."
Limerick On A Grecian Urn
Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange
"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."
Book Thief in True Crime Department
Crap others threw out
A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."
"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"
House sale.
"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."
WANTED The Strad Cad
Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).
'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'
'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'
'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'
'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'
Extreme Yard Sale
'For Sale Used Only Once.'
"There's another one! Pull over!"
Thievery Mugs Collection
Thievery Pillows
Find pillows with witty designs inspired by sneaky antics—comfort and humor in one charming package.
Thievery Prints
Add some mischief to your decor with prints that humorously depict thievery and sneaky fun—perfect for light-hearted spaces.
Thievery T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that humorously celebrate mischievous deeds. Perfect for anyone who enjoys clever, cheeky fashion statements.