Thieves Mugs

Fencing Venn Graph

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

Spot the difference.

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Book Thief in True Crime Department

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Crime section.

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

"I've crunched the numbers in your retirement account. It's time to figure out who will be wearing the mask and who will be driving the getaway car."

Alien abducts burglar

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'and what do you do?'

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

"I thought we agreed - no turtlenecks after spring."

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

Cowboy finds Horse's Legs Stolen.

"Me, too—but it's a good tired."

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.

Philosophize

'In this job you can go forward, backward or sideways.'

'Give me all your money or I'll blow smoke in your face.'

'Sure, I've done some things I'm not proud of.'