Literary Thief Mugs

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Spot the difference.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

The evidence destroyed

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Bibliomaniac

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Mysteries.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Whodunits

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."

Fencing Venn Graph

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Early Ram Raids

Crime section.