Book Thief Humor Mugs

That bestseller you let me 'borrow'

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

The Farmer Sutra.

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

Desert Island Books

Crime

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Crime section.

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

An identity thief takes the stand.

Reading over someone's shoulder.

'I'd like to exchange these cola can tokens for a book on hyperactivity.'

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

An early case of identity theft

"Do you have any immature reading?"

'Sure it's an impressive collection. Too bad they're all overdue library books.'

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

"Sir, would you mind coming with me?!"

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

Books. Fifty Shades of Grey. check Out. I'd like to return "Fifty Shades of Grey." I thought it was a guide to laundry for bachelors.

"There's nothing I like more than to curl up with a good book."

'If I want to listen to music in otherwise total silence I'll have a night in with Geoff.'

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

Man struggling to read a large edition of a book

Book Launch 2020

Self-help section

"No, we don't have a humor section. Why? Is something funny?"

"I must be a real loser. The guy who stole my identity is giving it back. He claims life as me really sucks."

'I can't believe that someone stole my identity!'

Librarians and the Karma Sutra

"My uncle was a librarian. He was killed when a bookcase fell on him!"

All I Know I Learned in the Compost Heap.