Book Bandit Humorist Mugs

Crime section.

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'Hard to follow...'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Plagiarism by Billy Widmore It was the best of times it was the worst of times. Four score and seven years ago, Quoted the raven nevermore...

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

'Bront?saurus.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Book Worm

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Meet The Ghostwriter

"My book is actually about 12th century Etruscan pottery but I thought it might sell better if I aimed it at the children's market."

Larry's Literary Market.

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Oooh, man... I meant to express that as an interior monologue!' ~ Fred, left to his own literary devices.

"I know it's a foreign book...but I'm reading it with a local accent."

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

Plagiarism

"Books about unicorns? Fantasy section. Next to the biographies of honest politicians."

4 pm MEET THE COPYCAT AUTHOR

Bookshop with Best sellers getting pushed into the Remainders basket.

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

Eat, Pray, Love Hot Dogs

"We've gotta move on, I can't digest this stuff!"

In writing War and Peace, Tolstoy was going for the big laugh, but the more he wrote, the more elusive it became.

"Have you seen my toothbrush dearest?"

"Do you have any immature reading?"

Idiots guide to being an idiot.