Literary Thief Enthusiast Mugs

Crime section.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

I should be a writer when I grow up...

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."