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Literary Thief Enthusiast Prints
Decorate their bookshelves or walls with prints that capture the playful and clever essence of literary thieves. A perfect way for them to showcase their love for storytelling and mischief.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
I should be a writer when I grow up...
Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.
'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
"Meet The Author"
Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,
First Novels.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
The Dorrie Decimal System
'He likes to power nap.'
"Now I really hate poetry."
Blue Stockings
Jean-Paul Sartre
"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."
Voltaire
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."
Distractions Of The Great
John Bunyan
"It turns out everyone here is self-published."
Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
"I'm in a catch-23 situation."
"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"
Don Quixote
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."
Literary Thief Enthusiast Prints Collection
Literary Thief Enthusiast Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for literary thief enthusiasts. Explore witty, rebellious, and fun designs to brighten their mornings.
Literary Thief Enthusiast Pillows
Browse pillows that add humor and character to their space. Ideal for literary lovers with a mischievous streak, these make their surroundings more fun.
Literary Thief Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that express their love for literature and mischief. Humorous, clever, and unique styles await to match their playful personality.