Literary Thief Prints

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Spot the difference.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

'Turns out it was J K Rowling, in the drawing room, with a laptop.'

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

The evidence destroyed

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"I have always depended on the content of strangers."

Bibliomaniac

RIP William Shakespeare: To be or not to be...

Mysteries.

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

'Have you got any good 'whodunnits'...?'

A new case, Ernie...On a lark, two young girls broke into a museum and stole a half-dozen Peter Breugel paintings of Hades. Chicks nick six styx pics for kicks!

"Marlowe filled the crooked gumshoe full of lead. He watched the smoke from his .38 coil in the air as he… mommy’s behind me, isn’t she?"

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

Major Bagstock is delighted to have that oppertunity

Whodunits

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

"Word around school is you've been attributing Shakespeare's works to Edward de Vere."

'Why do you knock them back so quick.' 'I had one stolen.'

Early Ram Raids

Fencing Venn Graph

"I did a book report, but then the publisher pulled the book because the author was a plagiarist."