Heart Thief Mugs

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

Spot the difference.

Children's artwork exhibition.

I only have eyes for you

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Lovers

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

Cat Burglar.

Tree of Love

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

Be 5 Again

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Dancing in Love

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

The language of the heart

A woman repairs a broken heart.

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

Valentine's Day