Heart Thief Mugs

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Remote control pirate bully

Spot the difference.

Children's artwork exhibition.

I only have eyes for you

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Lovers

'I'm pretty sure Mom asked me to take you for a walk.'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'I've saved you all the sprouts - Mum said they are very good for us!'

Tree of Love

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Cat Burglar.

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I hold him hostage?'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

"Well? Have I hit it yet?"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

Be 5 Again

The language of the heart

"I'm afraid antibiotics aren't of much use for a broken heart!"

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

Dancing in Love

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

'A three means I want to break for a hot dog.'

A woman repairs a broken heart.

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'