Thievery Enthusiasts Pillows

'I'm going downtown -- can I swipe you anything?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I just..."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

'You know, this is a pretty dangerous line of work you're in...'

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

"Take your time, sir. Tell me if you can see the thief."

"They've solved the cause of death of Richard III."

"I started to think outside the box. Then I started to think outside the law."

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Gangster's To-Do List

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Ignorance of the Law

"Don't worry, honey. This is just for our murder podcast."

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

Electricity Bills

Washing line with robber outfit and swag bag hanging up to dry.

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

Bank Robbery Statistics

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Exposed and imprisoned.

A convict escaping during the press scrum

'You've not been involved with money laundering before have you Joe!'

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

'Emotional blackmail.'

You know retail is in a bad way when...