Thrifting Gifts

'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

Second hand shop.

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

'If it's made in the USA, it's an antique.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

"There's more inside."

Recessionista Chic.

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Worn Gentility Sale

Second Hand Store a clock entering a store for a new second hand

Scrooge and his piggy bank

'Thriftiness'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Second hand furniture.

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

'The sign outside says this is a second-hand store...'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

"I'm a bargain hunter."

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."