Thrift Shopping Gifts

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

Second-Hand Store a store that has second-hand human hands for sale.

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Valu-Mart Price Scanner: Piece of Junk.

Garage Sales Anonymous

All-you-can-wear.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"I just..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Queen of Upcycling!

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I love these old decorations!"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"There's more inside."

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale