Thrift Shopping Mugs

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"You cannot resist my universal appeal!"

'I'm looking for some pre-owned pants. Long as they fit, I don't much care whose they were.'

'Well he wanted the cheapest frames we had in stick and the texta was handy!'

Second-Hand Store a store that has second-hand human hands for sale.

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

"I got this dress and Harold here from my local Oxfam shop."

"For my money...any care looks good."

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Valu-Mart Price Scanner: Piece of Junk.

Garage Sales Anonymous

All-you-can-wear.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Now you know why I having to wear my older brother's hand-me-downs!"

Ikea for hippies

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

"I've noticed there's no tree in the cafe. No decorations....nothing."

"Coool! How much for the bean bag chair?"

"I just..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Second hand furniture.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

Queen of Upcycling!

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

"I love these old decorations!"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"There's more inside."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I'm on a tight budget. Make it look like I cut at myself."