Thrifting T-Shirts

'This is an 8 1/2. Do you have it in a size 9?'

'I either need more money or more coupons.'

Second hand shop.

Garbage dump / Used gems.

"Well, I'm not sure what it is, but it was 50% off in the sale so I thought I'd get one before they sold out!"

"You spelled 'garbage' wrong"

"Hey, this vintage coat has still got a vintage person inside it."

'But it was never enough. He returned, week after week, looking for more.'

'We needed to furnish our new flat, so rather than go to all that expense, we've hired an empty skip for a few days.'

"There's more inside."

Worn Gentility Sale

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Recessionista Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'If it's made in the USA, it's an antique.'

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

"The valuation of my business includes its goodwill."

"Maybe we should try getting by with just one car."

"I'm a bargain hunter."

Second Hand Store a clock entering a store for a new second hand

Scrooge and his piggy bank

'Thriftiness'

Second hand furniture.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'The sign outside says this is a second-hand store...'

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."