Car Thief Gifts

Cowboy finds Horse's Legs Stolen.

Spot the difference.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Demonic Repossession.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

Fencing Venn Graph

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

A sleeping couple

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

Sign reads - 'We apologise for the theft of The Scream.' 'Felonious Munch.'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

You go ahead - I only chase classic cars.

Ear Bud Hijacking

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

''Stole a Smart Car. It picked me out of a lineup.'

Geneticists as children: 'Johnnie's copying me!'

'Good news sir, we've found your car.'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your car keys are?'

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin