Car Thief Gifts

Spot the difference.

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Demonic Repossession.

Book Thief in True Crime Department

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

'Computer crime' 'To see your belongings visit our website www,burgular.com'

'Well, I don't know anything about 'identity theft'. All I can tell you, is that according to these records you're already here.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Fencing Venn Graph

'Your wife called while you were out, sir -- she loves you and wants to know where the hell you put the car keys.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

"Sorry we're late, Your Honor. My watch seems to be missing."

Ear Bud Hijacking

'What shall I do with this mega fingerprint?'

"Only thing he can't crack is why his wife would just up and leave."

'Notice how the eyes follow you out of the room.'

A sleeping couple

'Hold this til Tues and I'll pay you back, squid pro quo.'

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

'Good news sir, we've found your car.'

Dreaming of chasing cars.

'This book changed my life. I stole it.'

for crying out loud officer its a wax mannequin

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your car keys are?'

Cattle Rustlers - Closed for Stocktaking.